October 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries,but you make a good point, my son." He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the originalmanuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father? The home air-conditioner is on the blink and the AC repairman charged 0 just to drive over and tell me he needed to order parts. November 10th: The weather report might as well be a feckin recording. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies. " His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. November 8th: If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today? November 9th: Tried to run some messages after work. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin feckin wet, and I smell like baked cat!! " My wife had to spend the ,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid fecker. What kind of a sick demented feckin idiot would want to live here? " The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..." A young monk arrives at the monastery. Paddy opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut and stormed back into his house.
Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, "William, relax buddy, don't get upset. Then Paddy tought hmmm, maybe he'd like whiskey better dan beer - so we tried a Jameson's! In desperation, Paddy asked the barman for some rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. One Palm Sunday, little Paddy was sick and stayed home from mass.
We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Paddy asked where the palms came from. Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands.
He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.
The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy William, we won't be long." Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, "It's okay William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. " At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. By the time he realized that his son just didn't like the drink, he was so fechin' drunk he could hardly push his stroller back home. And there, standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water. One contestant was asked to name 2 of Santa's reindeer.